Saturday, November 07, 2009

Don't copy Europes mistakes



This video on health care, produced by the Center for Freedom and Prosperity, features Eline van den Broek, founder of the European Independent Institute.

She does a nice job of explaining, in simple terms, why the United States should not copy Europe's mistakes, and why the key to true health care reform is less government, not more.

If government-run healthcare is approved, it is very likely that politicians will then look for a new revenue source to finance all the new spending that inevitably will follow. Unfortunately, that means a value-added tax (VAT) will be high on the list.

Indeed, the VAT recently has been favorably mentioned by powerful political figures and key Obama allies such as the Co-Chairman of his transition team and the Speaker of the House.
The VAT would be great news for the political insiders and beltway elite. A brand new source of revenue would mean more money for them to spend and a new set of loopholes to swap for campaign cash and lobbying fees.

But in this video.... the evidence from Europe unambiguously suggests that a VAT will dramatically increase the burden of government. That’s good for Washington, but bad for America.



Hope and change for the day

Can someone please explain this to me?



Baseball in Korea....batter gets hit, and charges the mound. Then batshit crazy breaks out.

Hey everybody.....I won!!!!

EU Directive Madness


Compare and Contrast:

Pythagoras - His theorem used 24 words

The Lords Prayer 66 words

Archimedes Principle 67 words

The Ten Commandments 179 words

The above were all world-changing events.

But our new EU Directive for the sale of cabbages, comes to, twenty six thousand, two hundred and fifty three words. 26,253!

The "Real" Michelle Obama

Cheerleader of the week!

I've seen chicks with six packs like this......but never outside a strip club.
GO PONIES!

Katarina Witt, socialism's most beautiful face

Katarina Witt was the GDR's poster athlete, everybody's darling in both East and West Germany.

All this was held against her once the Berlin Wall came down. The woman once dubbed "the most beautiful face of socialism" by Time Magazine soon found herself lampooned by German tabloids as a Party puppet.

In subsequent years, she also tried, in vain, to prevent publication of her Stasi file, which revealed that she had cooperated fully with East Germany's feared secret police.
STORY IN DEUTSCHE WELLE



She might be getting old, but Katarina Witt and her boob salad can still command an audience. Especially when she decides to wear one of those St. Pauli Girl type outfits. Watch here as she breaks out the gun show.

What life at the Cold War frontier in divided Germany was really like



What life at the Cold War frontier in divided Germany was really like. Part two in a series of three videos commemorating the 20th anniversary of the collapse of the Berlin wall.

Friday, November 06, 2009

I think she makes the all Madden team, it's just a different football

OK......Admit you at least shed a tear watching this

The saddest handjob in America

Obama recliners, for the line at the unemployment offices

George Patton speech on Iraq and the modern world


It's definitely worth watching the whole thing, but if you want to get right to the message....push it up to the six minute mark.

PATTON'S ORIGINAL SPEECH TO THE THIRD ARMY
(To get your Friday going...and because you just can't watch this enough times)



That's damn near my backyard they're fightin in!

Uncensored! George W. curses Ahmadinejad in UN Speech.



So George...what do you think about this douchebag who replaced you?

Thursday, November 05, 2009

NORTHWEST AIRLINES....WE FLY FURTHER


HALLOWEEN CONTEST WINNER

TIME MACHINE


President Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100
years into the future.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

President Obama goes first:
"What will the USA be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out:

"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"

Gordon Brown thinks "It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks:

"What will Britain be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.

But he just stares at it.

"Come on Gordon" says Obama, "Tell us what it says"

"I can't! It's all in Arabic!"

Never mind.....they're Canadian


They should have at least checked them to see if they were carrying any feet. If you haven't heard about this... check it out.

CIRCLE FLIES


A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though

From Phil's Dad...in 'Real America'

AMERICA ........FUCK YEAH!

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Christopher Walken does Lady Gaga's 'POKER FACE'



Friday night with Jonathon Ross on BBC1. Walken does a reading.

Layla Kiffen to pose for Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue?

For a short time, it was believed that Tennessee First Lady Layla Kiffin would be posing for the next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Evidently reported by the Sports Animal radio station in Knoxville, after these pictures surfaced of her tailgating befor the UCLA game. ahhhhh not true.

In the minutes after he was hired at Tennessee, Lane Kiffin's wife, Layla, shot to the forefront of Google search results.....not to mention the thousands of people who joined the Facebook group, Our Coach's Wife Is Hotter Than Your Coach's Wife. There is finally a Tennessee fan that can not wear a bra and pull it off.


Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween


My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started, and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Alabama because of bad weather.

Thank God our kids were with me at the Beach House this weekend.

The absence of a post-crash fire was due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph above, was taken at the scene and shows the extent of damage to her aircraft. She was very lucky.

President and the First PiƱata


Joshua Bell "Stop and Hear the Music" by the Washington Post



Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by
The Washington Post as part of an social experiment about perception,
taste and priorities of people.
No one knew this but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the best
Musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces
Ever written with a violin worth 3.5 million dollars.
Two days before playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a
Theater in Boston and the seats average $100.

Stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected
Context?".....my guess is "no". Read the details.....

SPATSOLVER! and the Apologiser, the ultimate resolution device.

Sexiness For Everyone Everywhere.... Liaison Dangereuse Ad with Miriam Wimmer



Liaison Dangereuse is an exclusive Online-Lingerie-Store in Germany. Their claim is "Sexiness for everyone. Everywhere." I guess they really mean "everyone!" I saved you guys the trouble of Googling the young FrƤulein in the ad.....here ya go.

The Laws of the Internet


1. As an internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches certainty.
2. Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won’t mistake for the real thing.
3. “If it exists, there is porn of it.
4. Any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself” or “the likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster.
5. “In any discussion involving science or medicine, citing Whale.to as a credible source loses the argument immediately, and gets you laughed out of the room.
6. “If you have to insist that you’ve won an internet argument, you’ve probably lost badly.
7. A person’s mind can be changed by reading information on the internet. The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion. 8. Anyone who posts an argument on the internet which is largely quotations can be very safely ignored, and is deemed to have lost the argument before it has begun.
9. Whoever resorts to the argument that ‘whoever resorts to the argument that… …has automatically lost the debate’ has automatically lost the debate
10. The more exclamation points used in an email (or other posting), the more likely it is a complete lie. This is also true for excessive capital letters.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Pace car for Obamacare

Number 1 with a bullet!

Don't drink....... and trick or treat

Does Obama have a brother in Canada?

Where boners go to die....


Mrs. Cankles.....Hilary turns 62 today.

Hit of the week!!!!!



Sunday, October 25, 2009

Why I enjoy weddings

All black people look alike.... according to MSNBC