Thursday, November 19, 2009

Al Gore now tells us the earth's core is several million degrees.

Al Gore was out pimping his new book on Conan the other night, when the subject of Geothermal Energy came up. After Conan said drilling holes to the center of the earth sounded a little Lex Luther like..... Al said that the earth's core is "several million degrees".

Only the Nobel Committee could be surprised that The Goracle barely managed to pass his science classes......he got a D at Harvard.

How can a Nobel Prize winner who has contributed to so much concern about global warming go on national TV without a hint of preparation? Because the Goracle uses what all liberals use in the place of careful, conservative thought.......... arrogance.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Sammy Sosa is the new Micheal Jackson

I've heard that TV Land is doing a Munsters remake. Sosa is the leading candidate for Eddie Munster.

Since retired baseball player Sammy Sosa revealed his new complexion and then attributed it to a cream, debate has not stopped.

Video here: Former basketball forward and colorful sports commentator Charles Barkley added his voice to the discussion during a TNT doubleheader on Thursday night.After showing a quick picture of Tina Fey and Sarah Palin, the cast cut to the split image we've all come to know..... Sosa before and after his skin-color change.

Things got funnier, as Barkley and cast tried to visualize what it would look like if both colleague Kenny Smith and Barkley were to turn white. Once the altered images disappeared, Smith rambunctiously yells, "Say it loud, Chuck... I'm black and I'm proud."

Barkley is then shown with a makeup artist applying white makeup to his face while he asks, "If I become white, am I allowed to eat chicken, hamhocks and neck bones?" As Smith guffaws Barkley continues: "Seriously, I love chitlin's.... I'm telling y'all, though, if I was white for a couple of minutes, I'd be missing some chitlin's and hamhocks already. What about honey buns and grape and coke?

Then they switch to a clip of Sosa done up like the infamous joker, red lips in tow. Barkley ends with: Sammy Sosa, you know I got love for you, man, Stop it! Stop It, Sammy Sosa! Are you kidding me?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

All-American Porn: 25 Years of Vivid Entertainment Cover Art

World of Wonder Gallery presents "All-American Porn: 25 Years of Erotic Photography from Vivid Entertainment" to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Vivid's 1984 launch. Click here for a slideshow of the cover art collectibles that will be on display and read the interview with Vivid co-founder Steven Hirsch.


Friday, November 13, 2009

Military rules for the non-military personnel


The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem … kick their ass.

When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest… kick their ass.

Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.

(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU’s), telling others that you used to be “Special Forces,” and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, “Do you fly a jet?” Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass kicking (children are exempt).

If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard non military, inform them of their mistake…and kick their ass.

Roseanne Barr’s singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper…it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your ass will be kicked.

Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her…of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass kicking.

What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is “traitor.” Just mention her nomination for “Woman of the Year” and get your ass kicked.

Don’t try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in Chief. The President (for those who didn’t know) is our CIC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives” meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your ass already.)

“Your mama wears combat boots” never made sense to me … stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably kick your ass!

Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying “Let’s go kill those Commie’s!!!” And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me … if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ass.

Flyboy (Air Force), Jar Head (Marines), Grunt (Army), Squid (Navy) etc, are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Could get your ass kicked.

Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember that there are, literally, thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.

We are douchebags.......

Poster of the day

Jared Allen on the Mullet lifestyle


Jared Allen of the Minnesota Vikings discusses his signature mullet and the accompanying lifestyle it demands. Only the truly great Bros can pull it off without garnering too much ridicule. Jared Allen is just such a man.

Leave the "Risky Business" to Tom Cruise.



HOT CHICKS....IN A RISKY BUSINESS FAIL!!

Jones' Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal and Daycare Academy

Another One Under the Bus.....it's the hopey changy way.

White House Counsel Gregory Craig, who has tried to lead the closure of the Guantanamo Bay military prison, intends to resign on Friday according to the Washington Post.

That won't stop President Nepotism from his Chicago Politics business model though....he hires Anita Dunn's husband Bob Bauer, to replace Craig as general counsel.

Rearranging the deck chairs on the short bus.........

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month


Fort Hood Memorial Service

Isaiah 6: 'And I heard the voice of the Lord saying, 'Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?' Then I said, 'Here am I! Send me.'' That is what our fine men and women in the military say everyday -- those who serve -- those who lay down their lives for others."

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Carrie Prejean sex tape video

If a hot chick like that can't go Surfing at Finger Beach, and put it on tape for her boyfriend's benefit, then the terrorists have already won.

Carrie Prejean wasn't the only member of her family who got a peek at Carrie's solo sex tape...... her MOM was in the room when the Miss California USA lawyers pressed play. Turns out her mom, Francine Coppola, is a closet carpet licker anyway.....so how shocking could this be?

Sources say Carrie's mom was in shock -- instantly turning sheet white as she watched her daughter give herself a hand and it took all of 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million demand from the Pageant people after the XXX tape was played.

Speaking of guys who spend their day Assaulting on a Friendly Weapon.....here is a video of her on Hannity.




More Carrie Prejean
Prejean -- Family Doesn't Always Come First
Carrie Prejean -- The Change of Heart
Prejean Sex Tape Triggers Settlement

Brazil student, Geysi Villa Nova Arruda expelled after row over short dress

I'm having trouble getting this one straight. Have the Taliban infiltrated this country? Here we are talking about Brazil.... notorious for hot bikini babes and supermodels, Carnival! (show me your tits), and this young skank gets expelled from her university for wearing this dress? What the hell is wrong with the men in this country.

The above video is in Portuguese from some Oprah type show, so it's better you turn the sound off anyway....that whining sounds the same in any language.

Recently, a 20-year-old female student named Geysi Villa Nova Arruda sparked a full-fledged riot after wearing a revealing pink dress to class.

The school, Bandeirante University, which expelled Arruda yesterday, is claiming that the dress sparked protests of student; other reports, however, claim that male students were simply going crazy for a pair of legs. Lencioni and the university said Arruda even raised her dress and stopped to pose for photos the night she was insulted. He said she also chose the longest way to get to class to attract the attention of more students. (she's a marketing student)

Some, apparently, tried to take photographs up her skirt when she went to the bathroom. Others, meanwhile, chanted puta – whore – as she was escorted out of the school by military police. PUTA, PUTA, PUTA. Another video showed a mob stomping and kicking her car, and blocking her when she tried to escape on foot.

Actually the only crime here....is the chick is a bit fugly.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

The new Guinness ad 'Bring It To Life'

OBAMAWEATHER

Captain Bullshit jumped the shark a while ago...What's coming out now is pure sharkshit.
Check out What is the weather and what to wear in Seattle? and plug in your own city. Obama.... for such a real Nowhere Man he's everywhere.

As long as this guy is in office....the weather report will always be cold and grey.

A disturbing trend

The photo above captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the US.

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party… as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

Ricky Gervais on Fat People